WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



MismatchedMuppet 1:06 Tue May 24
If Tore signs.... Chant already


"Gokhan will tore you apart again" to joy divisions tune

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JustAFatKevinDavies 1:07 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
is that you pards?

Josh 1:17 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

I'm all out of attack
This is how I feel
running down the line
playing passes on the floor

West Ham never changed
Into something real
Payet is wide open and I can see
The perfect pass from tore


Needs some work.

Grumpster 1:20 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Other teams have already used that Joy Division tune for their players and surely we're better than to just copy them?

riosleftsock 1:20 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Theme tune from kids programme Balamory.

What's the story, Gokhan Tore dum di dum di di

cholo 1:21 Tue May 24
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Go-khan - walk out the tore

Fuck moses, we don't need you anymore. ...





Ok I'm no Gilbert O'Sullivan

Mr. Burns 1:30 Tue May 24
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Hey, what's wrong with you?
You're looking kinda down to me

'Cause thing's ain't getting over
Listen to what I say

Gokhan Tore's around
Gokhan Tore's around

Eggbert Nobacon 1:36 Tue May 24
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Grumpster 1:20 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Other teams have already used that Joy Division tune for their players and surely we're better than to just copy them?



Didn't stop us nicking the Payet one Grump

Takashi Miike 1:39 Tue May 24
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human league.......


GOKHAN TORE BAAAABY

GOKHAN TORE...OOOOOOOHHH!!

LJC 1:42 Tue May 24
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We've got Tore! Gokhan Tore!
I just don't think you understand!

ironsofcanada 1:46 Tue May 24
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The Ole one works.

Sven Roeder 1:48 Tue May 24
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The Tore-ador song from Bizet's CARMAN

Might need some new words apart from TORE and ADORE

i-Ron 1:49 Tue May 24
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To the tune of land of hope and glory

We've got Gokhan Tore
And he's so tricky
We've got Gokhan Tore
And he's from Turkey

Or Phil Collins - both sides of the story


Ah we always need to see that Gokhan Tore...
Ah we always need to see that Gokhan Tore...


Can't think of another song with STORY or GLORY in it at the moment

Eggbert Nobacon 1:52 Tue May 24
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Gokhans on fire
My kebab is terrifed

Takashi Miike 1:55 Tue May 24
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to the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman......

WE'VE GOT GOKHAN TORE
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT WING
BUT DON'T CHAT UP HIS GIRLFRIEND
AS HE'LL PULL A GUN ON YOU

riosleftsock 1:57 Tue May 24
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
You know you should so I guess you might as well
What's the story Gokhan Tore?
Well
You need a little time to wake up wake up
Well
What's the story Gokhan Tore?

JustAFatKevinDavies 2:00 Tue May 24
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he nicked boltys bird
he nicked boltys bird
GOKHAN TORE
he nicked boltys bird

Takashi Miike 2:00 Tue May 24
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to the tune of Pink Floyd's Brain Damage.....

GOKHAN TORE'S ON THE GRASS
GOKHAN TORE'S ON THE GRASS

HE DRIBBLES PAST RIGHT BACKS
LEAVES THEM ON THEIR ARSE

GOT TO KEEP GOKHAN ON THE GRASS

One McAvennieeeeee 2:03 Tue May 24
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Mr. Burns 1:30 Tue May 24
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That's world class.

BetterthanKaka 2:05 Tue May 24
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What's the story, Gokhan Torey?

ironsofcanada 2:07 Tue May 24
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i-Ron 1:49 Tue May 24

To Battle Hymn of the Republic or John Brown's body.

Chorus
Tore, Tore Hallelujah x 3
His goals kept rolling in (or something similar)

(And a bad attempt at the verse)

Mine eyes have seen the Tore when he's coming with the ball;
He is trampling out the teams like Chelsea or Millwall;
He hath loosed his fearsome pace whenever we did call;
and His goals keep rollin in.

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